Lieberman responded harshly to the comments of Jesus Christ today. In a interview on Canadian Television Lieberman said "I'm sick of these Republican scare tactics", he continued "do you think I'm scared of some 2000 year old long hair hippie that doesn't even speak English". Lieberman was referring to comments from Jesus in which he told Lieberman to watch his step. "I'm not scared of Jesus, my people killed him once and we'll do it again - he's never done anything except take credit for stuff his dad did" Lieberman said. There was no comment from Jesus as of the time of this report.

Washington DC: Lieberman calls out Jesus

In what can only be described as a strange development Senator and Vice Presidential hopeful Joe Lieberman challenged Jesus today to a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors. Saying that Jesus has been working behind the scenes in the legal battle against further recounts in Florida Lieberman said "as a Jew, Jesus should be representing all the people of Florida and shouldn't be choosing sides". Lieberman added "and for that reason I call out Jesus to face me in a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors; if I win then Jesus will allow all the votes to count". When Lieberman was asked what would happen if he lost he stated, "if I lose I will respect the results of game and will not pose any further legal challenges against Jesus". Upon hearing Lieberman's challenge Jesus stated, "I have looked into the future and Lieberman choose paper and lost as I picked Scissors, however he then said the rules where best 2 of 3, which he lost, then he said that he meant best of 5 which he lost, then he said best of 7, which he lost". Jesus continued, "After 2 weeks of playing Lieberman was still losing at which point he and his lawyers stated a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors in which Paper actually beat Scissors and he then declared himself the winner saying that if the game was played by the proper rules he would have won".  Jesus then declined Lieberman's challenge and warned him to "watch your steps".

In an amazing turn of events the 2000 Presidential Election may turn out being decided by a fried chicken head. According to sources within the Democratic party over 12,000 Florida Absentee Ballots were found within a fried chicken head. Apparently these ballots were discovered after Baltimore Police working on a anonymous tip were urged to check inside the now famous McDonald's fried chicken head. When reporters questioned the Baltimore Police Captain Oliver Towns about how 12,000 Florida Ballots could get inside a chicken head from Northeast he responded, 'they're very clever those chickens".

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I've tried on many occasions to contact Al Gore and each time I have not received a response. I'm sure that if you've problem had the same problem. So to get around this I've created The Amazing Virtual Al Gore. That's right, this is a REAL Virtual Al Gore. Ask it questions and it will respond to you! You can even see what others are asking! This is a truly inspiring use of the Internet.

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Everyone wrote me and said, "Your Crazy" and "Al Gore isn't trying to kill you". Well I say bulls@# to that. Gore knew that this election would come down to my vote here in Tampa, FL and he's been scouting the area for the last few months in a attempt to find and kill me. Well you didn't succeed Mr. Vice President and I know that it's me that gonna boot your transvestite looking ass out of office. Look for more updates shortly.

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Hi, I started this site to have fun with Al Gore. To show that he is dishonest and a transvestite. However thing's have gone too far. I am located out of Tampa, FL. As many of you know from last week's debate he has been spending time in this area while campaigning. Now it has become evident to me, leader of the Free Internet that Al Gore is trying to find me to kill ME! Now this might be shocking, but I have proof. Over the coming days I shall release more information. Unless of course something happens to me. Pray for me America.

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