10/16/00
Al Gore to Chair the Gay Only Special

7/26/00
Al Gore announces new "Digging Graves For Dead Babies"
Hiahleah, Florida - Al Gore announces new "Digging Graves For Dead Babies" plan to put prisoners to work and keep kids off the street.  Under this plan, Gore personally guaranteed that abortions would be free and legal to people of all races, including gays and lesbians, even if he had to dig the graves himself.  Unsettled by earlier accusations of race-baiting with his bid for leadership of the NAACP, Gore was relieved to learn his innovative new plan was heralded by the NAACP for being the first "get-tough-on-crime" program that does not specifically target blacks. When asked to clarify the ramifications of this plan, Al Gore said, "It's all about killing babies so their moms can go to work, and then having prisoners bury the aborted fetuses."

7/24/00
Al Gore Releases Official Apology for Martin Luther King Slaying
Tampa, FL - Al Gore today issued an official apology to the nation and the family of Martin Luther King. Saying that he has changed since his early years he promised to never shoot another black leader on purpose. Many in the auditorium in Tampa, FL were stunned by the news. Al Gore explained that Martin Luther King opposed a proposal that would make Al Gore the first racist white head of the NAACP. Gore continued by saying "at that point in my life I hated all Negro's" and that this was his motivation to kill him and that race had nothing to do with it. Gore further stated that he actually wanted to kill the "King" of Rock N' Roll and he got the people confused. When reporters asked the Al Gore if he was concerned about the possibility that black voters my now vote against him, he responded "if they know what's good for em they'll do as I say".

7/12/00
Gore urges "Crack Whores" to Register to Vote!
Baltimore - After visiting a area in South Central Baltimore, Al Gore urged all the crack whores in the city to register to vote. Gore stated that if George Bush was elected to office with a Republican Congress that these whores may be forced out of their line of work. Al Gore opposes the Republican-led "No Crack Whores" policy. Al Gore continued by saying Crack Whore's play a vital role in any intercity. Gore warned all in the Intercity that if Republicans get in charge that prices could sore as high as $15 just for a Monica. 

7/12/00
Gore urges "African Americans" to Register to Vote!
Baltimore - On a visit to Baltimore today Al Gore urged African Americans to register to vote. He said that if Republicans take control of the White House and Congress they will once again attempt to enslave people of color. Gore opposes the Republican-led "Enslave All African Americans" policy. Gore warned that if elected to power, George Bush would see that all African Americans would either "be a slave or be enslaved". 

7/12/00
Gore urges "Fire Fighters" to Register to Vote!
Baltimore - On a visit to Baltimore today Al Gore urged Fire Fighters to register to vote. He warned that if Republicans are in control massive fires will run ramped throughout the United States. Gore opposes the Republican-led "Start a Fire - Get a Dollar" campaign that the Republicans are attempting to push on our Children. Gore also stated that prices for Fire Insurance could triple with months of Bush taking office. 

7/12/00
Gore urges "Computer Geeks Like You" to Register to Vote!
Baltimore - On a visit to Baltimore today Al Gore urged Computer Geeks Like You to register to vote. He warned that if Republicans are in control the Internet would be shutdown. Gore stated that Republicans have always had "Internet-envy" since Gore created the Internet in 1994 and that they will destroy the Internet to create a RebulicaNET.   

7/12/00
Gore urges "Children" to Register to Vote!
Baltimore - On a visit to Baltimore today Al Gore urged children to register to vote. He warned that if Republicans are in control their puppies would die. Al continued "Republicans have always hated puppies and kitty cats". Gore added that Children should not allow their age disability to deter them. Gore promised that if he was elected there  would be a national Ice Cream day and all kids would get out of school. 

7/12/00
Gore urges "All Nude Teen Stick Figures" to Register to Vote!
Baltimore - On a visit to Baltimore today Al Gore urged All Nude Teen Stick Figures to register to vote. He warned that if Republicans are in control their All Nude Teen Stick Figures would be required to wear clothes thus robbing them of their God-Given rights.  Gore warned that this censorship could spill into the public sector and rob all Americans of their right to WEAR clothes, thus everyone would be naked including ugly people. 

7/12/00
Al Gore urges the "Republican-Led-Do-Nothing-For-The-People Congress" to Register to Vote!
Baltimore - On a visit to Baltimore today Al Gore urged the Republican-Led-Do-Nothing-For-The-People Congress to register to vote. He warned that if the Republican-Led-Do-Nothing-For-The-People Congress don't get out and vote, Republicans will harm them in some way. Gore opposes the Republican-led efforts to eliminate the Republican-Led-Do-Nothing-For-The-People Congress. Al stated that he, unlike the Republicans, can relate to the Republican-Led-Do-Nothing-For-The-People Congress.

7/10/00
AlGoreRules.Com is Launched!
Tampa - AlGoreRules.Com was launched today. This site will be used as a open forum for all people. Using many pastel colors this site was deemed "Gay Friendly" by the Untied Gay People of America and American Like Countries (UGPAALC). AlGoreRules.Com is part of the Jelloboy.com family of websites.