This is my Interview with the Amazing Virtual Al Gore located at http://www.algorerules.com. Being unable to get a interview with the real Al Gore this was the next best option. Please note that the Amazing Virtual Al Gore had no previous knowledge of what questions where going to be asked.
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- Q = Questioner A = Al Gore
Q: Hi Mr. Gore - thanks for taking the time to do this interview. Lets get started.
Q: How are you doing today?
A: NO
Q: Humm, OK. I was just wondering how your
holding up as this election is being contested.
A: What the? {Al Gore then ate a monkey)
Q: Never mind, lets move on. Your contesting the
vote in Florida right now, how do you hope it will turn out?
A: My reply is no.
Q: What do you mean by that?
A: Outlook not so good.
Q: So your not putting alot of faith into the
contest in Florida?
A: My reply is no.
Q: So what other plans do you have if your are
refused a recount?
A: Ask that again and I'll kill you!
Q: What?!?
A: Ask that again and I'll kill you!
Q: OK, I'll leave that question alone. How is
your family holding up?
A: Concentrate and ask again.
Q: Mr. Gore your not making alot of since right
now but I'll play along. How is your family holding up?
A: Outlook not so good.
Q: They are not holding up well?
A: My reply is no.
Q: That's horrible, is Tipper in danger of going
into depression?
A: Signs point to yes.
Q: Wow, I don't know what to say, I certainly
wasn't expecting that to come up in this Interview. Are your daughters doing OK?
A: Ask that again and I'll kill you!
Q: I'm sorry Mr. Gore, I'm not trying to
disrespect you I'm just doing my job.
A: As I see it, yes.
Q: Ok, so you understand that I'm just doing my
job. Lets not make this personal. Next question, with America never having a Presidential
election this close how do you think a divided America deal with this?
A: Ask again later.
Q: What?
A: Joe, can you please tell this sicko what is wrong with them. [Joe Liberman
talking] You have acute case of fecofeala
Q: What the hell. Mr. Gore I requested that you
don't make this personal. I can't help that you lost the election and your just
a big wussy.
A: My reply is no.
Q: You did lose the election, get over it
already.
A: No.
Q: Yes you did, why do you deny it. Get over it
already, your like some weird uncle that won't go away. America hates you Al,
just go away.
A: No
Q: Hummmmm.... Are you the Devil Mr. Gore?
A: Signs point to yes.
Q: Let me get this straight, are you the Devil
are did you just invent the Devil?
A: Ask that again and I'll kill you!
Q: What? That's the third time you've said that.
I don't think you'll do anything of the sort.
A: No
Q: See, I knew you wouldn't do it. Your just a
big softie, aren't you?
A: Signs point to yes.
Q: Then why do you have so much hatred?
A: Ask again later.
Q: Ok, you don't want to deal with that right
now, I can understand. What about this then, will you go ahead and concede and
get this over with?
A: No
Q: Come on Mr. Gore, the people of America want
this to be over with.
A: No
Q: Mr. Gore, yes they do. Please just concede and
get this over with.
A: Yes
Q: What? You will concede.
A: Signs point to yes.
Q: This is incredible news, when will you
concede?
A: Ask again later.
Q: You don't have any intentions of conceding do
you?
A: No
Q: Well this interview isn't going anywhere.
A: Signs point to no.
Q: What do you say we just end this now, I know
you have alot of crying to do.
A: Signs point to yes.
Q: Then thank you for your time.
This ends my interview with Virtual Al Gore.